A GLASGOW joker has posted a hilarious review of Police Scotland on their Facebook page.
Mark Patterson 'checked in' at Police Scotland yesterday - and did not seem too impressed with his 'visit'.
As well as giving them a 1 out of 10 rating, Mark left some amusing comments about his apparent stay.
He said: "1/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
"Asked 4 an upgrade and got some tap water in a plastic cup and literally told to f*ck up."
Mark was also not impressed after his £410 Gucci shoes were taken from him.
He also jokingly slated Police Scotland for not offering him breakfast, room entertainment and banned him from using his phone.
Mark went on to add: "No toilet roll and I needed a sh*te.
"Was told to strip but wasn't even offered a drink first.
"There was no onsite bar.
"The toilets like actually in the room like hanging aff a wall.
"The bed is literally a blue PE mat fae high school
"NO PILLOWS (even when I specified I require one)."
He also advised fellow social media user to not to "threaten to get staff stabbed" and vowed to "never stay again".
On the plus side he managed an early check out.
The post has since been liked over 1,400 times and has had around 500 comments from tickled social media users.
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